CRISIS IN PROGRESS

This bag is your warning label. Do not approach. May combust emotionally at any time.

Great for when someone asks “you good?” and you say “yeah” but you’re not.
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100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
Open main compartment