HOT MESS EXPRESS

Choo choo, bitch. All aboard the chaos.

This tote is for when your life is a trainwreck but at least you’re the conductor. Matches your unbrushed hair and dead stare.

Departing from reality. No ETA.
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100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
Open main compartment